Why A Laptop Is Better Than A Girlfriend!

10- Your Laptop is cool with Whatever Plans you Have for the Night

 

9- A Laptop isn’t all Ticked Off at you Three Days a Month for no Reason

 

8- Your Laptop won’t ask you Why You’re Afraid of Commitment

 

7- You can turn your Laptop on with the Click of a Button

 

6- Your Laptop Doesn’t Get Jealous of your iPhone and your Xbox

 

5- Your Laptop doesn’t make you listen to Sucky Music/Watch Sucky Movies

 

4- Your Laptop Stays the Same Size she was when you got her

 

3- Your Laptop Doesn’t Mind if YOU Put on Some Weight

 

2- If you see your Laptop with Another Guy, you can call the Police

 

1- Your Laptop can run the Newest Games

 

 

(from http://www.geekwithlaptop.com/why-a-laptop-is-better-than-a-girlfriend/)